shdwsilk said: Mollyhall, I am very worried about your Blowies! Ryan Johansen notwithstanding, Boone Jenner now has a broken hand. :( Also, are all these injuries typical of the preseason? This is the first preseason I'm following obsessively, and it seems like guys are getting hurt left and right.
JOIN THE CLUB. IT’S CALLED THE “WHY?” CLUB. I AM IT’S PRESIDENT. WE SIT AROUND IN A CIRCLE, POINTING ACCUSATORY FINGERS UP AT THE LORD. “WHY?” WE SAY. SOMETIMES WE ARE CRYING. “WHY???????????”
I love everything about this, because I have no context for any of it and it’s like, What are THE BLOWIES?!?! No, don’t tell me! It’s better to try to imagine! Someone’s name is Boone Jenner! The world is beautiful and amazing.
I read it as this woman giving blowjobs so amazingly intense she injures men, whom she keeps organized on a sex team.
Nobody correct me.
jesus christ between this and the porn prison story my reputation on this website is rapidly deteriorating
Aaaaaand everyone in my office is staring at me because I just burst out laughing. Thanks Mollyhall Ofgeography you’ve ruined another life.